Hanging with my PEEPS.

Hey.

Well, it's that time of year again. The time when creatures of indescribable horror creep out into the light of day and terrify the populous.

Yes, it's.......EASTER!

And here come....THE PEEPS!

You know, those sugary, florescent colored things that appear at stores across America during this week.

Now, I've got a sweet tooth the size of Jupiter. I love almost everything that has sugar as a primary ingredient. And don't get me started on CHOCOLATE! (Ummmm...CHOCOLATE!)

But these things, these PEEPS. I just don't know.

They don't taste good. They have a horrible texture. And they can never be destroyed. They last forever! If you bought PEEPS today, they would still be exactly the same when Charlton Heston comes back to Earth after the apes have taken over.

THEY ARE INDESTRUCTIBLE!

Maybe they should have been the thing sticking up out of the sand at the end of Planet of the Apes.

Would have been scarier than the Statue of Liberty.


Photo courtesy:
chicagotribune.com

Peep contest design by:
Peeposaurus (Submitted by Ryan Scher, San Francisco)
Caption:
Peeposaurus and his tree, made of hundreds of Peeps.